This was surprisingly hard to put together, only because I decided to order them from least to most gay, and “angsty repression” is basically the entire field we’re working with here. In 2013 he identified as “humansexual,” saying “I am attracted to humans. Authorial intent had no impact on this ranking I could not care less about what Morrissey thinks about anything. It goes without saying, and yet I decided to not only say it, but spell it out in a top 10 ranking. We all know the Smiths wrote an awful lot of songs that, whether or not it was intentional, sound pretty gay.